// JavaScript Document
function random_text()
{};
var random_text = new random_text();
// Set the number of text strings to zero to start
var x = 0;
// Incremental list of all possible Text
random_text[x++] = "Now in Teak!"
random_text[x++] = "(Black&White)*400^2 = Panels"
random_text[x++] = "A Considered Alternative to Wanking"
random_text[x++] = "Rcats's Brain takes Critical Hit"
random_text[x++] = "ST Casts 'Magic Missile' Against the Darkness!"
random_text[x++] = "Oh what a time to be burnin' in hell.  Burnin in hell indeed!"
random_text[x++] = "Some will pay for this, Preferrably in Cheetos"
random_text[x++] = "The only webcomic to recieve the 'Golden Shovel'"
random_text[x++] = "If you can't Follow. Don't worry.  We can't Either."
random_text[x++] = "Yep. Someone's Gonna Pay for this."
// Create a random number with limits based on the number
// of possible random text strings
var random_number = Math.floor(Math.random() * x);
// Write out the random text to the browser
document.write(random_text[random_number]);